TRUDEAU BLOCKED BY PROTEST! HOLLYWOOD REPLACEMENTS! ROSWELL ALIENS KEPT IN WAREHOUSE!
JUSTIN TRUDEAU BLOCKED FROM MEETING BY PROTEST! WHAT THE HELL HOLLYWOOD? WHAT IS HAPPENING TO THEM? THE NEW EMACIATED “SUPERMODELS”! MAJOR CORSO…THE DAY AFTER ROSWELL! HE PULLED BACK THE LID AND ALMOST THREW UP! “IT WAS SOFT AND SHINY AS THE UNDERBELLY OF A FISH!”
