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Or earths nightlight or a big ol hunk of cheese or whatever it is they have up there. The alien invaders are coming RUN FOR YOUR LIFE! Turn on your TV for more important details and how to lock down and shelter in place at home before the nukes hit us! Only the New World Order can save us!!! It should only take about 33 booster shots to get us through this crisis! (That was a joke for those that were not sure)
