Man crushes himself with his own loading ramps (Dumb Ass) That is gonna leave a mark
Need two reports. One to OSHA and one to the Darwin Awards group. Maybe his fat cushioned him a little. His fat ass may have saved his ass. I am sure someone will get sued. We will start seeing little notices on all kinds of ramps that say “Do not stand under ramp while lowering.
Crushing hazard”. Someone will get rich putting out the stickers, teaching courses in not killing yourself with ramps. A new cottage industry will spring up overnight.
Where there is a buck there is a way.