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JAG Charges Nancy Pelosi with Treason, Seditious Conspiracy

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The United States Navy Judge Advocate General’s Corps on Friday filed formal charges against former House Speaker Nancy Pelosi, who was arrested Thursday night after attending Biden’s lavish State banquet at Tyler Perry’s White House facsimile in the outskirts of Atlanta, Georgia.

JAG sources told Real Raw News Saturday morning that Pelosi has been charged with multiple counts of treason and seditious conspiracy—coincidentally, perhaps, the very same charges she told the Department of Justice to level against Oath Keeper Stewart Rhodes. A federal jury on Friday convicted Rhodes of seditious conspiracy for plotting to overturn the 2020 election and inciting violence at the Capitol on Jan 6.

“JAG’s charges against Pelosi are concrete, and irrespective of the regime’s unlawful prosecution of innocent people that visited the Capitol. There was no insurrection, no attempted coup. The DOJ is targeting people for supporting Trump. We’re after legitimate criminals—like Pelosi,” our source said.

He added that Nancy Pelosi was flown to Guantanamo Bay hours after Special Forces apprehended her near Hartsfield-Jackson International Airport. Pelosi, he said, offered no resistance because she was “sloshed and reeked of booze” when Special Forces pulled her from the passenger seat of a Mercedes AMG SL 63. She expressed concern about the condition of her car, and indifference for the state of her driver, who, Real Raw News can now report, died on impact when his head smashed the windshield. Pelosi’s airbag deployed; the driver’s had not.

“I just bought it,” Pelosi had told Special Forces. “Take care of it for me.”

Before hauling her to GITMO, Special Forces drove Pelosi to a “safehouse” to sober up. Her BAC was 0.47%, a potentially life-threatening condition with risk of coma or respiratory arrest. After a while, a somewhat sober Pelosi was shown a military arrest warrant in her name—signed by both President Donald J. Trump and Vice Adm. Darse E. Crandall—and told she would be taken to GITMO to face a military tribunal.

A tribunal date will likely be determined early next week, sources said.

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